The Levinarian

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Manachronic

A large electronics company holds an audition for a husband-type.

A commercial for a new entertainment system? No, it's for a ventilator, stupid. People are so done with electronic audio/visual entertainment. It's all about watching air filter now.

"You and your wife whose improv skills will make you want to strangle her are watching the plasma screen the night before you toss it when SUDDENLY you get the urge to run to the bathroom. The vibrations of what you do offscreen imply the ripples she witnesses in her cup of tea ala the T-Rex intro in JP 1.
Think you can do that? Pretend you have to go to the bathroom?
Think you can fake something you've been doing since birth?
Want to take a moment to dredge up a memory and find your motivation?
Your bowels desperately need to be emptied and you don't want to do it on the sofa next to your wife... you're not a happily married pair of mountain gorillas so find another animal spirit... fine, imagine you're a kid in 'Toys R Us' if that helps...
okay, thanks for coming in."

This spot is called "Jurrassic Fart". Yes, it is.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post was officially read by Shawn S. Wickens

1:26 PM  

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