Badly Outdated 'Spider-Man 3' News

One of the villains in the next ‘Spider-man 3’ is reportedly going to be The Sandman who can turn his entire body into sand or make it as hard as concrete, if you get my drift. Might be trouble for M.J. Should pose quite a problem for our friendly neighborhood wall-crawler. Let's hope for all of our sakes that he can rise to the challenge, and stick it to this Sandman.... you know, with his cock.